haitianprophet:

I don’t believe significant others should owe each other money. If you’re fucking me, feeding me, and giving all kinds of support and happiness, you will never hear “baby, where’s that $5?”.

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soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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maddiestacy:

Reasons To Be Happy:

1. Dead trees still stand and so can you.
2. You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you. 
3. Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

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foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

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