Sound-Effects and Over-Dramatics
Marteika Elaine
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fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

alafiyatried:

mrnargalicious:

tibby-wynter:

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

image

That last image is too adorable to not reblog.

this is the cutest

It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

When I am with you, there is nowhere else I’d rather be. And I am a person who always wants to be somewhere else.

━ David Levithan  (via fabulousbitch69)
Blue and Yellow
Artist: The Used
Album: The Used
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