being a girl is really fucking expensive
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?
i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths
That last image is too adorable to not reblog.
this is the cutest
Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.
i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally