Sound Effects And Over-Dramatics

lonelywhiteasian: I love donuts. They’re not self-centered at all.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:01:31 -0500

lonelywhiteasian:

I love donuts. They’re not self-centered at all.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:34:48 -0500

benteter: waronidiocy: If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:43:12 -0500

benteter:

waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

This is so accurate

blackbeaar: true.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:39:14 -0500

blackbeaar:

true.

principatus: no u dont understand i dont want to be cute i want to be hot so i can destroy people

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:23:30 -0500

principatus:

no u dont understand i dont want to be cute i want to be hot so i can destroy people

latviia: michaxl: do she got shiduuuuuuu

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:21:25 -0500

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

shiduuuuuuu

siopold: one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:20:44 -0500

siopold:

one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason

I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:17:48 -0500

I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.

sassymccoy: no but women are so badass okay because there will inevitably come a point in every...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:46:10 -0500

sassymccoy:

no but women are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise

hiyacas: PLS PLS PLS PLS PLSPLSEDCSNSKJLVNSKJFVN I WILL LOVE...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:45:33 -0500

hiyacas:

PLS PLS PLS PLS PLSPLSEDCSNSKJLVNSKJFVN

I WILL LOVE YOU TILL THE END OF ETERNITY!

someonehelpwillgraham: “So Hannibal what is for dinner tonight” [soulja boy voice]...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:44:06 -0500

someonehelpwillgraham:

“So Hannibal what is for dinner tonight”

[soulja boy voice] “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:33:46 -0500

twooping: you could’ve reblogged that from me

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:33:13 -0500

twooping:

you could’ve reblogged that from me

backinblood: mariaignacia: hbd ryan dunn <3 QUEUE COS...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:41:39 -0500

backinblood:

mariaignacia:

hbd ryan dunn <3

QUEUE COS DOWNLOAD FEST.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:37:47 -0500

twentythreefour: Big hug today to all my friends with shitty, absent, and/or abusive dads.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:34:10 -0500

twentythreefour:

Big hug today to all my friends with shitty, absent, and/or abusive dads.

nutbustin: I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:32:05 -0500

nutbustin:

I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.

"1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go..."

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:59:45 -0500

“1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.”

- Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness (via catharinethegreat)

bitrude: shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day,...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:53:25 -0500

bitrude:

shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day, you turned out just great regardless, you can’t choose your family and you don’t deserve any negativity from them,and you don’t deserve backlash or guilt-tripping for cutting them out of your life if that’s what you need/ed to do and i love you all

NO BUT SERIOUSLY

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:32:41 -0500

jamietheignorantamerican:

WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!

I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.

PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.

LITTLE-FOOT, NOOOO!!!

JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE

SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF.

FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS